Happy Mother's Day to Mom's who aren't trashy...

Yay Moms! You're awesome. You raised a person. Some one, some two and some even eight (trust me I'm sad about this too.) You work hard. You're always on it and I respect you...unless you litter.


I really can't stand litter bugs. Nothing is more irritating to me. Well, guys who overly shape their eyebrows and people who stand in front of the Starbucks counter and ask "what's good here?" come in close second...but whatevs. Litter bugs are lame-o and that's the end of it.



I saw someone litter the other day. Straight up just littered. I was walking past their parked car and they dumped their fast food paper trash right there on the sidewalk. My heart started racing I was so upset. I really wanted to tell them to pick up their trash and make them take a time out or something, but they were much bigger than me. I would've said something if I wasn't a five foot nothing girl with a voice similar to that of a Chipette...but it is what it is.




Litter bugs are bad folks. Bad, lazy, selfish and rude folks. And Moms who are litter bugs are the worst because they are teaching their kids to be BLSRFs too. I know you're busy, but please don't dump your baby's dirty diaper in the parking lot. Surely you can wait till you get into Rite Aid.



My Mom doesn't litter. She is very clean and even picks up my mess when I'm home to visit. That's what Moms are for. I wish we could spend the day together. We'd probs go shopping, grab a bite, come home, chill out and watch "Keepin' up with the Kardashians." I love my Moms.



So, to all the other clean, hard working, nice and sweet Moms out there....Happy Mother's Day!!! Thanks for not being trashy. You're amazing and I hope you have a happy, happy day!!!
(ps: don't forget to recycle your wrapping paper.)